On my commute home from class

"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01) 04/10/2014 at 15:37 • Filed to: None

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I saw a 3 Series GT.

My eyeballs rolled into the back of my head. Vomit spewed from my mouth and nose. Blood trickled from my ears and I ran over a whole class of kindergartners.

I then crashed into a guardrail which sent my Outback into a deadly barrel roll, finally landing on the roof were I died. The last thing I ever saw was a 3 Series GT.

Nah, that didn't actually happen, but those are not particularly attractive cars.

Alex B > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 15:41

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Yeah, I've seen one too. Ick!

Sir Halffast > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 16:11

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Did you burn it?

Allayn > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 16:12

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I tend to wonder why BMW makes certain things...

Then I remember they make this :)

*4 series Grand Coupe*

Hermann > Allayn 04/10/2014 at 16:15

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4 and the 6 grand coupes are so beautiful they almost balance the 3 and the 5 GTs.

Allayn > Hermann 04/10/2014 at 16:19

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Almost... A diesel sport model would balance things I would think

Sn210 > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 16:21

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ME TOO!!!

Hermann > Allayn 04/10/2014 at 16:28

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Diesel sport model of the GTs, you mean?

Audi-os, amigos > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 16:51

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It's just.......it's just got too much ass!

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Allayn 04/10/2014 at 17:13

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You could throw a rock and hit eleven 3 and 4 series cars around here, but I still haven't seen a single 4 Grand Coupe....are we sure it actually exists?

Big Bubba Ray > Audi-os, amigos 04/10/2014 at 17:23

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It's terrible! I'd only seen them in pictures and they looked great, until today's episode.

Big Bubba Ray > Sir Halffast 04/10/2014 at 17:27

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I would if I could.

Big Bubba Ray > Sn210 04/10/2014 at 17:28

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You crashed and died also when you saw the GT??

Big Bubba Ray > Allayn 04/10/2014 at 17:29

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BMW will be forgiven because they make the M3/4 and 6 Series Gran Coupe.

Big Bubba Ray > Alex B 04/10/2014 at 17:30

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Awful looking cars.

Alex B > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 17:36

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It pretty much lacks the hofmeister kink. BMW says it's in the Bimmerang though

lutze > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 17:38

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In silver, yes, and the 5GT has an ass no mother could love.

But, the 3 GT in darker colors, especially the blue, is really a rather handsome car, imo

Big Bubba Ray > lutze 04/10/2014 at 17:45

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The one I saw was black. Still not my cup of tea.

Sn210 > Big Bubba Ray 04/10/2014 at 18:04

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yes.

Stef Schrader > Big Bubba Ray 04/11/2014 at 06:24

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Haha. I keep seeing one like the one in this picture. I hate that side vent thing the most. It looks like something purchased out of the "Accessories" aisle at Auto Zone.